Hun ser ud præcis som på billederne

She looks exactly like the pictures

Vanessa Kosta

For mig er et besøg med en shemale noget der kræver lidt forberedelse. Vi kender sikkert allesammen lysten til forud for en date at verificere ting såsom at: 1) billeder er ægte, 2) anmeldelser har været gode, og 3) at den udvalgte shemale endeligt befinder sig i det geografiske område. Jeg havde i noget tid kigget nøje på Vanessa Kosta og "efterforsket" anmeldelser af hende på diverse fora. Og da hun har været aktiv ihvertfald siden 2005, kan man finde mere end bare et par stykker af disse anmeldelser rundt omkring på Internettet. Nogle få af disse beretninger var knap så positive, men med allerede tre 5-stjernede anmeldelser herpå shemalewiki, og derudover ikke færre end 37 ud af 37 beretninger med top karaktere på sitet www.kaufmich.de, valgte jeg at føle mig sikker nok til at lave en date med Vanessa. Men jeg skulle blive klogere. Og så lige en hurtig sidebemærkning omkring prisniveauet i Tyskland (hvor Vanessa har fast bopæl): typisk koster en time med en shemale €150,- (nogle gange lidt mere pga. tillæg for ekstraydelser). Vanessa's priser starter ved €200,- for en time (og dette uden analsex overhovedet). For at analsex skal indgå, er prisen oppe på €300,- (for en time). Vanessa er altså i den helt dyre ende af skalaen. Men pyt med det hvis kvaliteten ellers matcher prisen! Mødet med Vanessa blev booket dagen i forvejen, og herefter gik turen til Berlin på en af de sidste dage i september måned.

Jeg blev fint modtaget af Vanessa i hendes lejlighed. Den er - som andre også har beskrevet - stor og super velholdt. Det er Vanessa også. Alstå velholdt! Hun ser ud præcis som på billederne og forventningerne til vores tur på lagnerne var derfor høje. €300,- skiftede hænder og det var tid til et hurtigt bad. 15 minutter senere var jeg klar. Og her begyndte det at gå galt: Vanessa kommenterede tre gange hvorfor jeg havde brugt så lang tid på toilettet mens hun gjorde rent efter mig derude. Hvorfor det gjorde hende så meget ved jeg ikke for det skulle vise sig at hun alligevel lader al tid på bad/toiletbesøg indgå i den afregnede time. Med andre ord: kunden betaler. Jeg valgte ikke at sige så meget da det bare ville ødelægge den gode stemning. Med mig liggende på segnen kommer Vanessa så endelig ind på soveværelset (iført kun hofteholdere). Jeg havde tidligere nævnt for hende at jeg gerne ville være passiv og starte med en kort afslappende massage hvor den erotiske stemning langsomt bliver bygget op. Af samme grund booker jeg aldrig mindre end en time da det ellers kan blive lidt for "lige på og hårdt" til min smag. Vanessa vil derimod gerne have mig i stående stilling hvor vi begynder at nusse og kramme. Det står på i 3-4 minutters tid. Herefter bringer jeg forsigtigt emnet omkring en indledende massage på banen igen. Mit ønske bliver fejet væk med kommentaren "later" og at "I cannot fuck you from behind if you lie down". Herefter blev det tid til at Vanessa skulle gøre sig stiv. Til dem der gerne vil vide det, så er hendes udstyr ikke 23cm (som det bliver reklameret med på hendes mange annoncer). I bedste fald er længden nok mere omkring 16-17cm. Men mere vigtigt er det faktum at hun kun blev 3/4-stiv. Det efterfølgende samleje med mig som den modtagende part var derfor knap så vellykket. Det blev heller ikke meget bedre af at det kun foregik i én stilling og at det var overstået på ca. 4-5 minutter - hvorefter Vanessa, til min bedste overbevisning, fakede en orgasme (kondomet så ihvertfald tomt ud...). Så var det min tur, og jeg blev gjort færdig med hånden (samt en finger i numsen). Alt-i-alt så var hele seancen overstået på max. 15 minutter. Ret trist at Vanessa ikke forsøger at tilpasse det til den tid kunden har booket. Så blev jeg budt på noget at drikke. Jeg afslog da jeg ikke havde lyst. Hun forlader mig dog alligevel og kommer tilbage en kort stund efter og det var tydeligt at nu skulle resten af tiden bare gå med small talk. Jeg skulle bare været gået men endte med at give hende en massage du hun flere gange klagede over dårlig ryg (hendes bryster er for store siger hun - og det kan hun muligvis have ret i!). Præcis en time efter jeg var trådt ind af døren rejser Vanessa sig op fra sengen. Jeg blev ikke tilbudt noget bad (da tiden nu var gået og toiletbesøg tilsyneladende indgår i den betalte time). Desuden skulle en ny klient snart være der forklarede hun. Så jeg blev sendt på gaden indsmurt i duften af hendes parfume istedet for. Alt-i-alt en ikke tilfredsstillende oplevelse - specielt når man tænker på at Vanessa er såkaldt high-class escort/prostitueret. Trist behandling. På overfladen har Vanessa en venlig personlighed men det er tydeligt at hun samtidig også er temmelig selvoptaget og vil ha' at alt skal foregå på præcist hendes måde. Nu skal en enhver anmeldelse selvfølgelig leveres med en vis portion selvkritik. Jeg kan da sagtens forstå at hendes lyst til kunden - i dette tilfælde mig - ikke er så stor hvis man er halv-gammel, halv-skaldet og halvfed (samt møder op i et udslidt jogging-sæt). Det er bare ikke beskrivelsen af mig (som er i min bedste alder - og sportstrænet). Af rent praktiske oplysninger kan jeg nævne at Vanessa snakker udemærket Engelsk (hvis nogen trods min anmeldelse skulle have lyst til at besøge hende).

Blev forventningerne indfriet?

Nej. Hun imødekom ikke mit simple ønske om at indlede seancen med en massage af mig liggende på min mave. Hun kunne ej heller levere en fuld erektion hvorfor samlejet med mig som den modtagende var intetsigende. Desuden var den planlagte time overstået på 15 minutter.

Fik du noget der ikke står på listen?

Vanessa Kosta kører med flere priser for én time. Jeg så ikke nogen liste og det blev mig ikke gjort klart hvad jeg kunne få. Det er også ligegyldigt da Vanessa tydeligvis gerne bare vil ha' seancen overstået hurtigst muligt.

Fik du nej til noget?

Ja: jeg fik afslag på massage. Tilgengæld havde hun ikke noget imod at jeg masserede hende på ryggen!

Kommentar til antallet af stjerner

Opfører sig ikke professionelt (hendes high-class shemale rolle taget i betragtning): hun spurgte bl.a. om jeg ikke havde været i bad til morgen siden jeg havde brugt 15 minutter på toilettet. Tjaa, hvad skal man svare til en sådan kommentar??? Og da jeg gav hende 5 dråber massageolie (istedet for 2) til hendes rygmassage blev dette også kommenteret (selvom hun alligevel skulle i bad efterfølgende). Da jeg var på vej ud af døren kommer hun gående med en hvid pude hvortil hun spørger om jeg ved hvilken type vask sådan én kan tåle. Hold da op. Mangel på situationsfornemmelse skal man lede længe efter. Og til slut skal det siges at jeg ikke blev tilbudt bad efter seancen (og det var tydeligt at jeg heller ikke skulle spørge om det - "ny kunde på vej" blev der sagt...).

Hvor og ca. hvornår fandt din oplevelse sted?

Berlin. September 2015.

Vanessa Kosta

For me, a visit with a shemale is something that requires a little preparation. We probably all know this desire prior to a date to verify things such as: 1) pictures are real, 2) the reviews have been good, and 3) to the selected shemale finally located in the geographical area. I had for some time been looking closely at Vanessa Kosta and "investigated" reviews of her in various forums. And since she has been active since 2005, one can find more than just a few of these reviews around the Internet. Some of these reports were less positive, but with already three five-star reviews on this shemalewiki, and in addition no fewer than 37 out of 37 stories with top characters on the site www.kaufmich.de, I chose to feel secure enough to make a date with Vanessa. But I had much to learn. And then just a quick side note about the price level in Germany (where Vanessa permanent residence): typically costs an hour with a shemale € 150, - (sometimes a little more due. Surcharge for additional services). Vanessa's prices start at € 200, - for an hour (and this without anal sex at all). For anal sex to be included the cost is up to € 300, - (one hour). Vanessa is in the expensive end of the scale. But never mind provided the quality matched the price! The meeting with Vanessa were booked days in advance, and then I went to Berlin on one of the last days of September.

I was well received by Vanessa in her apartment. It is - as others have described - large and super well maintained. So is Vanessa. well maintained! She looks exactly like the pictures and the outlook for our fun on the sheets was therefore high. € 300 - changed hands and it was time for a quick shower. 15 minutes later I was ready. And here it started to go wrong: Vanessa commented three times why I had spent such a long time in the toilet while she cleaned up out there. Why it bothered her so much I do not know it would turn out that she still lets all the time spent in the bathroom/toilet be included in the agreed hour. In other words, the customer pays. I chose not to say too much because it would just spoil the good mood. With me lying on the bed Vanessa came finally into the bedroom (wearing only girdles). I had previously mentioned to her that I wanted to be passive and start with a short relaxing massage where the erotic atmosphere is slowly being built up. For the same reason I never book less than an hour as it may be a little too "heads-on" for my taste. Vanessa wants me in standing position where we start to cuddle and hug. It goes on for 3-4 minutes time. Then I gently bring up the topic of an initial massage again. My desire is swept away with the comment "later" and that "I can not fuck you from behind if you lie down".

Then it was time to Vanessa had to get hard. For those who want to know, her equipment is not 23cm (as it is advertised in her many ads). At best, the length is probably more about 16-17cm. But more important is the fact that she was only 3/4 hard. The subsequent intercourse with me as the receiving party was therefore less successful. It was not much better that it was all in the one position and it was over in about 4-5 minutes - after which Vanessa, to the best of my knowledge, fakede an orgasm (the condom looked empty ...). Then it was my turn and I was finished with the hand (and a finger in the bum). All-in-all the whole palaver was over in max. 15 minutes. Quite sad that Vanessa does not try to adapt it to the time the customer has booked. Then I was offered something to drink. I refused because I did not want anything. She leaves me nonetheless and comes back a short while later and it was clear that now the rest of the time would be spent with small talk. I just would have left but ended up giving her a massage since she repeatedly complained about a bad back (her breasts are too big, she says - and she may be right!).
Exactly one hour after I had entered the door Vanessa got up from the bed. I was not offered anything (because the time had passed and the toilet apparently was included in the paid hours). Moreover, a new client soon be there, she explained. So I was sent to the streets soaked in the smell of her perfume instead. All in all an unsatisfactory experience - especially when you consider that Vanessa is a so-called high-class escort / prostitute. Sad treatment. On the surface Vanessa has a friendly personality but it is clear that she also is pretty self-obsessed and wants that everything must be done in exactly her way. Now, any review of course comes with a certain amount of self-criticism. I can certainly understand her desire to the customer - in this case, me - is not so great if you are old, half-bald and fat (and show up in a worn jogging set). It's just not the description of me (who is in my prime - and athletic). For purely practical information I can mention that Vanessa speaks Good English (if any despite my review would want to visit her).

Did she live up to your expectations?

No. She did not grant my simple desire to open the session with a massage of me lying on my stomach. She could neither provide a full erection why intercourse with me as the recipient was bland. In addition, the scheduled time over 15 minutes.

Did you get anything not on the menu?

Vanessa Kosta runs with several prices for one hour. I saw no list and it was not made clear what I could get. It also do not matter when Vanessa obviously like just wants the session over as soon as possible.

Did she deny you anything on her menu?

Yes: I was refused massage. In return, she did not mind that I massaged her on her back!

Comment to the rating

Behave unprofessionally (her high-class shemale role considered): she asked if I had not had a bath for morning since I had spent 15 minutes in the toilet. Tjaa, what should one respond to such a comment ??? And when I gave her five drops of massage oil (instead of two) on her back for the massage this was also commented (though she still had to subsequently ask). When I was on the way out the door, she comes walking with a white pillow which she asks if I know what type of wash such a pillow can tolerate. Oh boy. such lack of situational awareness you actually have to search for. And finally, it must be said that I was not offered a shower after the session (and it was obvious that I was not to ask for it - "new customer on the way" was said ...).

Time and place of the experience

Berlin. September 2015.