Neither slim nor petite

Margasia

Total disappointment. The "girl" who received me was neither slim nor petite, and had not shaved. As an optimist i figured ok, you came for a massage, shouldnt judge a book by its cover. I was sent to a bathroom with no shower curtain and given a tiny flimsy towel. When I came out she was breathing very loudly and lay me down on a noisy flimsy mattress that creaked every second. The massage was terrible, and every minute she would get a whatsapp message so she would have the never to massage me one handed while she answered her phone. After 10 min I got up and left, disgusted.

Did she live up to your expectations?

Not at all

Time and place of the experience

Amager, Denmark 6th August