Beautiful face, perfect body and a huge arse

Valentina Rose

I drove to London to come see this absolute SORT!!!!

From the photos I had seen she looked cartoon like, like a Jessica rabbit. When I turned up she was beautiful In the face, very sexy, body was slim and perfect until you got down to her arse, it was like someone had thrown a Rubin cube in each cheek.

Me being new to this scene I gave her the money to spend an hour, fulfilling my fantasies.....well that never happened lol I took my clothes off and made my move to start working on one another. Well I get better attention off my xwife than I did this girl. She was so stuck up her own cubed arse that I got fuck all. Me being naive I allowed it. Long story short, she convinced me to just wank on her. Didn’t even fuck her. Bolted me load and she fucked off.

What a mug I was. If your new to this. Don’t touch her, she don’t treat you nice. Money hungry

Did she live up to your expectations?

No, next time I’ll put the £140 under a brick and fuck that.

Did you get anything not on the menu?

What menu?!?! There’s kids in the third world with a better menu, she’s a suckubus

Did she deny you anything on her menu?

Wish she denied me entry. Never again

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If you want to go see her, your a mug

Time and place of the experience

London, near Stamford bridge, 2018